X-men throughout the Media: Storm
- Storm in cartoons: I AM STORM, MISTRESS OF THE ELEMENTS. YOU ARE NOTHING!
- Storm in movies: Hi, I am supporting cast for Wolverine. I am also Halle Berry for reasons.
- Storm in comics: African goddess. Headmistress. Wakandan Queen. Pansexual icon. I AM STORM, MISTRESS OF THE ELEMENTS. YOU ARE NOTHING!
Anonymous asked: Here's some brutal truth for you: you're shit and your fans are all fucking morons.
Apparently, Black Canary can fly now or something.
Real brutal truth: if you shit on someone anonymously, you have no strength of conviction, character, or argument. You’re not even the “prankster” who puts the flaming bag of dog shit on the porch. You’re the bag.
life hacks: instead of playing the traditional wedding march when one walks down the aisle, play the pacific rim theme
I just announced to Redbeard that this was happening so yes, #chrodey’s wedding indeed.
Are you going to wear matching Jaeger suits to signify your drift compatibility?