Anonymous asked: Please don't make Coulson gay because you can. He was created straight and written straight in Battle Scars.
Look, no-one said I was or wasn’t writing Coulson in Secret Avengers as gay. One beautiful thing about fiction is that we fill it with our own meanings. For example: was Coulson really created and written straight, instead of, let’s say, bisexual? How do you even do that unless you explicitly identify him as straight and choose to believe the character is telling the truth? You see my point? In case you don’t: fiction is infinitely malleable. There is no certainty, and there is no certainty in the universe, except perhaps change.
I sense a certain dose of entitlement in your request — which, by the way, says a lot about you and nothing about the fiction you consume. I don’t react to entitlement well, but I am transforming my initial reaction into something positive here, and perhaps you’ll use that as a guiding light for yourself, too. Perhaps the question you want to ask yourself is, “Why am I so hung up on my perception of a fictional character’s theoretically heterosexual identity, and does me being hung up on it have anything to do with my possible uncertainty regarding my own sexual identity?”
It might. It might not. U-decide.
Bisexual Coulson plz
X-men throughout the Media: Storm
- Storm in cartoons: I AM STORM, MISTRESS OF THE ELEMENTS. YOU ARE NOTHING!
- Storm in movies: Hi, I am supporting cast for Wolverine. I am also Halle Berry for reasons.
- Storm in comics: African goddess. Headmistress. Wakandan Queen. Pansexual icon. I AM STORM, MISTRESS OF THE ELEMENTS. YOU ARE NOTHING!
Anonymous asked: Here's some brutal truth for you: you're shit and your fans are all fucking morons.
Apparently, Black Canary can fly now or something.
Real brutal truth: if you shit on someone anonymously, you have no strength of conviction, character, or argument. You’re not even the “prankster” who puts the flaming bag of dog shit on the porch. You’re the bag.
life hacks: instead of playing the traditional wedding march when one walks down the aisle, play the pacific rim theme
I just announced to Redbeard that this was happening so yes, #chrodey’s wedding indeed.
Are you going to wear matching Jaeger suits to signify your drift compatibility?